Who is Lovart? He is only the greatest adventurer of our time. Nobody knows his real name because of the nature of his stories. He often travels into forbidden area's and risks his life to bring you the tales of Otherworld.
Please see his works below:
|
Lovart's Guide to Traveling Otherworld (Book 1)
The Queen's Kingdom: Orgies and Assassins (Book 2) COMING SOON: Cockburn, Behind the Name: Penis Jokes Included (bestseller) The Misadventures at Old Stone Bridge: You F*cked Who? That Naked Woman May be a Selkie!: Myths and Legends of Selkie Bay What Do Dragon Balls Taste Like?: Tales from The High Peaks of Dragons (bestseller) The Terrible Case of the Giant Penis: The Story of a Troll Terrorizing Little Fairaine (bestseller) A Horny Guide to the Whorehouses of Fairaine (bestseller) Don’t Lick That Dick!: The Etiquette of Merman Beach (Bestseller) |
- A Poem by Lovart -
In the land of Fairaine Lives the most grotesque and insane. Hags and wolves Fairies and ghouls Hungry or horny Sunny or stormy Things always go bump in the night. To visit Fairaine Without being slain Remember these simple rules: Fairies are cruel Trolls will drool And anyone without silver is a fool Don’t travel by night Know when to run or fight And watch out for a vampire’s bite. Welcome to Fairaine Long may the queen reign (This poem has become a popular song of drunkards around campfires.) |
